NERDY CRIME FIGHTER GLASSES

Now listen, we know there are people who don't like to dress up for Halloween. At least, we have heard these people exist, though we cannot for the life of us understand why they refuse Halloween merriment. It's a total mystery (and to be totally honest, we kind of think it should be illegal!). But luckily, you are an expert crime-fighter and mystery-solver, and your sleuthing may be just the thing we need to uncover what is behind this costume reluctance. Now, to get started on your path to the truth, you'll need to pull together a stellar disguise of your own to look the part. You'll want to be thorough and detailed — not just a simple mask that someone could pull off to reveal your identity. These Nerdy Crime Fighter Glasses, for instance, are just the accessory to add to your brown bobbed wig and orange turtleneck top. They will conceal your face just enough so that you can get to work solving the world's greatest mystery: who is behind the anti-Halloween costume crew?This perfect pair is exclusive to us, so don't go asking the gang to pick them up anywhere else! It's an oversized square frame, with tinted lenses that won't give you away no matter what mystery you choose to solve.